Wednesday, March 23

news you can't use

From today's Washington Post: "Actor Robert Blake says he has a clear conscience after his acquittal on charges he killed his wife, but he also has an empty bank account and owes a fortune in taxes."

Well Bobby, my man... newsflash! According to the International Movie Database, you haven't played it out on the big screen (or even a 13" television screen) since 1997's Lost Highway.

Wipe your brow, stop your whimpering and get a job.

Look, if Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish fame) can still land a gig--albeit one in which he hawks burgers for Burger King--you have no excuses, Mr. Blake. Selling out for a Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch sandwich surely beats begging for one in the street.


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